"What the hell did Nagini do when Voldemort was dead-ish? Maybe she took Spanish lessons and lived in a zoo until Harry freed her, like an idiot."

- Boyfriend on how big fucking snakes survive.
  1. rudums reblogged this from bohemianraspberry and added:
    They speak Portuguese in Brazil.. And the sneak spoke parseltongue anyway.
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  8. aroseinmisery said: Except he didn’t free her, that was a hoax?
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