• Boyfriend: Do people eat skrewt and stuff?
  • Boyfriend: Seems like a lot of perfectly good dead mystical creatures go to waste if not.
  • Boyfriend: You see the size of a spider?
  • Boyfriend: They are like 7 feet tall.
  • Boyfriend: Probably more meat than a goat.
  • Boyfriend: Could feed half of the starving kids in Africa with just the brood from the spider that Hagrid raised.
  • Boyfriend: Plus they could make them clothes with the silk.