• Boyfriend: Do you think the Dark Lord took vacations when he was in his prime?
  • Boyfriend: Like he had all of June booked with killings and torture and then took the first two weeks of August off for a trip to the Virgin Islands?
  • Boyfriend: I doubt it actually, he seems more like a long weekend kind of guy; he likes his work so he doesn't want to go for too long or too far, but he enjoys having enough time to himself to read a book at a leisurely pace