• Boyfriend: How do you get a job as a secret keeper?
  • Boyfriend: I'm not sure how, but that seems like some risky shit with pedos
  • Boyfriend: It's probably all bullshit
  • Boyfriend: It was just a way for pedos to keep kids from blabbing about uncle merlin's wand blasting hour
  • Boyfriend: "Oh...you can't tell your father...You're my secret keeper!"
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