myboyfriendreadsharrypotter | Boyfriend: When was tom riddle born? Me: Umm the...

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9 months ago | Tags: Harry Potter | Notes: 13

Boyfriend: When was tom riddle born?
Me: Umm the 20s i think
Me: He was like 72 when he died
Boyfriend: 613, 200
Me: ?
Boyfriend: That's how many turns, give or take, it would take with one of those magic reverse time stop watches to go back to when tom riddle was born and give his ass some serious shaken baby syndrome

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