"Do you think Voldemort had the death eaters find Mad-Eye’s body? I would have, then I would have taken one of those magic moving pictures of me fucking his magic eye-hole and sent that to the wizard papers as a press release with the text, “Don’t fuck with Lord Voldemort, because he’ll fuck you back."

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