• Boyfriend: Poor Voldemort. He just wants to clean shit up and he gets fucked over at every turn.
  • Me: Well he wants to exterminate muggles.
  • Boyfriend: Clearly they're not very nice or he wouldn't be an orphan.
  • Boyfriend: Besides, he'd keep a few of them around as slaves. You couldn't have wizards doing everything. That would be insane.